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Sunday Scribblings 178 – Poetry

Sunday, August 30th, 2009

Sunday Scribblings

*I apologize for the technical difficulties we’ve had lately. They seem to come and go, and they also seem to only affect certain people at certain times. Weird stuff, but hopefully it’s all sorted now.

I have just come back from attending a poetry reading in Bath. Sharon Olds held the room spellbound as she read her poetry and talked about writing. (I highly recommend a poetry reading if you’ve never been. It makes poetry into something completely different!)

For some, the word poetry conjures up terror; other people’s mouths begin to water in anticipation. Very few people feel nothing about it. Either way, your assignment this week is to write some – whether you like it or not!

Oh wow. I used to write poetry – most of it fairly angsty stuff, really. For this impromptu occasion, I think I’ll go with a limerick.

I am rather fond of the trees
and the way they capture the breeze.
They sway and they sigh
as I’m walking by
and always act such the tease.

Yeah, I know. Not so good. Let me try again.

I married a man from down under,
who was not a man who could plunder.
He fumbled and foiled,
his crimes were all spoiled,
but at least he never did chunder.

A little bit better, but not by much.

To make up for those, just for your reading pleasure, here is a poem that was selected to be in The Oddville Press.

Coffee Shop Poet Wannabe

Door stalked, admired, cursed
from across the tar and cracked pavement.
Should I? Could I? Dare I? Oh, yes,
for today, my sweet coffee shop,
today is the day of reckoning.

Jingle-jingle, jingle-jingle of the door.
Ah, a new girl, just a little bit of something,
perhaps sweet or perhaps spice
for the usual, eccentric pot.

“Um, I’d like a bottle of water please,”
as if the purchase of water
is a sensible action rather than
a dollar twelve for a plastic bottle.

“And the turkey…” mumbling ‘sandwich.’
“The turkey panini with the gouda?”
Go with the gouda! Go with the gouda!
Don’t break code! Possible emergency evacuation!

“Yes please,” and with no voice wobble,
no long stares, just glances and whispers.
Thank the benevolent coffee shop deities
for their small yet wondrous favors.

Order filled? Empty table? Affirmative.
Sitting down slowly, laser beam stares.
‘Flannel shirt, blue jeans, foreign body accepted,’
and a return to muffled conversation.

Put down my water, sandwich, and notebook.
A notebook? Ah. Acceptance melting into welcome.
Losing myself in the words, objective completed,
writing, wondering what the hell a panini is.

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Win a Free Virtual Book Tour From Pump Up Your Book Promotion and InkyBlots!

Thursday, August 27th, 2009

InkyBlots Grand Opening Contest!

To celebrate the grand opening of this site I am offering you the chance to win a free virtual book tour! (If you don’t have a book, a $25 Amazon Gift Certificate is up for grabs.)

Official Bits

1. The contest starts… now. It goes until 11.59pm on August 31st. US time, not Australian, so don’t worry about converting the times.

2. You can get a total of three entries into the contest. You must complete the first step or the other entries are null.

3. This contest is open internationally, whether you go for the tour or the gift certificate, because I like doing things international style.

How to Win

1. Leave a comment on my interview with Dorothy, owner/creator of Pump Up. This is the step you must do to get other entries into the contest. Comments here don’t count (but feel free to say hello!).

Other entries? Why, yes…

2. Post about this contest on your blog. Easy stuff. Just make sure to leave a link in with your comment so I know who to give points to.

3. Twitter about this contest and RT@JMScribe. You do not have to follow me on Twitter. Just make sure to have my name in there so I have proof. Also make sure to let me know what your Twitter name is so I can give points to the right people.

As always, if you don’t use a valid email address, there’s not much I can do…

Best of luck to everyone and thank you for participating in my first ever contest!

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Be sure to head over to Down Under Views to see what you can win for the grand opening there!

Interview with Founder of Pump Up Your Book Promotion – Dorothy Thompson

Thursday, August 27th, 2009

When I thought about the ‘grand opening’ of InkyBlots and who I would feature as my first interview guest, it only seemed right to interview the woman who got me started with online publicity and book promotions.

It is my immense pleasure to welcome my first official guest to the InkyBlots blog:

Dorothy Thompson

Dorothy_websiteHello Dorothy! Thank you so much for taking the time to virtually sit down to do this interview with me.

It’s a pleasure. Thank you for having me!

Could you briefly introduce yourself?

Sure, I’m CEO/Founder of Pump Up Your Book Promotion, an innovative public relations agency specializing in online book promotion.

You have been running a successful virtual book tour company – Pump Up Your Book Promotion – for many years now. How did you first get started with promoting authors?

My beginnings as an online book promoter began when I became frustrated with offline booksignings and I turned to the Internet to see if I could figure out a way to bring attention to my book, Romancing the Soul. It wasn’t that I hated booksignings altogether, but I knew there were ways I could promote my book on the Internet that would reap more benefits for me.

One way in which I did this was through an experiment involving free ebooks and key search words. I wanted to see if I could take a product that you couldn’t even find in bookstores and have it rise to the top of the search engines, thus making a product once considered inferior to book buyers become a much more viable selling product.

My experiment lasted 24 hours and during that time, both three ebooks I tried on separate occasions rose to number one in the search engines. Why is this important? More and more people are turning to the search engines for information. In their searches, they are finding what they want in three page searches. If your information is not within those first three pages and preferably on the first page, your Internet surfer is going to go where the information they are looking for does show up.

This can work for anyone and you don’t have to be a SEO expert for it to happen. But what did happen was I got the attention of an author who wanted me to do the same thing for her book. I told her I wasn’t a publicist, but she insisted, so began my new career as an online book promoter.

That’s when it dawned on me to start my business, Pump Up Your Book Promotion, to help other authors promote their books online.

Did you ever envision that you would be where you are today?

Wow…great question. Did I think it would ever grow to be what it is today. You know, I think I did. It wasn’t one of those ‘OMG’ I started out with this idea, then it mushroomed into this bigger idea, but I really think I did envision this. I saw a need and I filled it.

What do you find most difficult about promoting authors in a virtual world?

The only difficulty I see in promoting authors in a virtual world is getting to those readers and book buyers out there who are unfamiliar with the Internet and aren’t comfortable using their credit card to make their purchases. But it just takes time for people to realize if they use a “safe” website such as Amazon, they have nothing to worry about.

Virtual tours are becoming more in demand and have been for a while now. What makes Pump Up different to other virtual tour companies out there?

Got an hour? Haha. On the average, we have about twenty authors a month on virtual book tour and people who are signing up are telling me they are finding us in searches (there’s the SEO working) and they like our prices.

When I first started out, there were only two companies – one stopped doing them and the other charged more. Now there are a lot more companies out there but (not knocking anyone down) I feel we do more for the author.

We now have a full staff and myself handling everything and it goes smoother. We’re just set up different from everyone else – the authors get not one but two tour pages and most of our blogs are syndicated into USA Today, Chicago Times, etc., and that doesn’t include just the online version but also includes the paper version, too.

One of our packages includes a book trailer if you need that and I believe the last time I looked only one other company offered that and that was recently. We’re a very people-friendly company who go the full nine and half yards for all our authors.

Do you have a fond memory related to author promoting that you would like to share?

You mean a woohoo moment? Whenever an author makes USA Today. ;o)

What is your advice to authors who would like to start promoting virtually but don’t know where to start?

For beginners, take my advice and take to the Internet and do some Google searching to find out anything you want to know. Study the craft; learn by your successors. Get the word out about your book, no matter if it’s on the front of USA Today or one of the smaller blogs because it’s a combination of all those efforts that makes a difference in sales.

If you want to know if something works, find out who has already done it and ask them. Don’t go into it blind. Believe in your book; cash in on the book’s platform and use that as your platform to become an expert in your field. Be different. Be unique.

I have an author coming up who was discouraged because she couldn’t find a traditional publisher and went self-published. So, she had a funeral for her book. Hi-larious.

I just had someone contact me about a tour a little while ago. She had written a memoir about spousal abuse. Yawn? Too many out there? Not when you focus in on something in the book that makes people stand up and take notice.

I took notice after watching her video. Had I not seen the video, it might have sounded like all those million other books out there that are about the same thing. Believe me, you’ll take notice. You gotta give people that wow factor.

What are your dreams for Pump Up?

Pump Up has fulfilled every dream I ever had for it. I can’t imagine where it will lead in the future but I can only wish it will remain firm to its belief that all authors deserve their day to shine and that no matter how big or small that star, it will shine just as bright as all the rest no matter where they came from.

Is there anything you would like to add?

I would like to take this chance to thank you, Jaime, for this very thought-provoking interview and to tell all authors that all they have to remember is that if it was easy to become a bestselling author, everyone would be one. It takes work and if you’re willing to go the full nine and a half yards, you’ll succeed in anything you set your mind to do.

Thank you so much for your time and for this interview. Best wishes and success to you in the future.

Thank you!

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Dorothy Thompson is CEO/Founder of Pump Up Your Book Promotion with eight years experience in online marketing. What began as an experiment after self-publishing her promotional e-book A Complete Guide to Promoting & Selling Your Self-Published eBook and 101 Internet Radio Shows to Promote Your Books turned into her thriving new career as an online book marketer.

She is also the author of the children’s book, No More Gooseberry Pie, the relationship anthology, Romancing the Soul, and the paranormal comedy novel The Search for the Million $$$ Ghost which is under the consideration of a playwriter in New York.

Dorothy has written hundreds of online marketing articles and has been quoted in the celebrity tabloid, OK! She has also appeared on dozens of radio shows including Lifetime Radio, Single Talk, and Achieve Radio with Fran Silverman. Dorothy runs several blogs including her marketing blog, Book Marketing Buzz, The Writer’s Life and Beyond the Books which are syndicated into USA Today, Chicago Times, Washington Post and other national magazines.

Dorothy resides on the beautiful island of Chincoteague, Virginia. Her offline interests include traveling, biking and sitting at the end of her dock and watching the sun go down. You can email her here.

Connect with Dorothy at Facebook at www.facebook.com/thewriterslife.
Connect with Dorothy at Twitter at www.twitter.com/thewriterslife.

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NaNoWriMo Already?

Thursday, August 27th, 2009

As per usual, it appears that other people are thinking about NaNoWriMo long before I am. It’s only August!

Even so, I’ve been noticing an increasing amount of posts on the subject…

I wasn’t able to join last year due to time constraints, but this year looks as if I might have a decent amount of time available for doing it. This is the first I’ve thought about it, though.

Are you thinking about NaNoWriMo already?

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Quartet Press Call for Submissions

Wednesday, August 26th, 2009

From the blog of Nice Mommy ~ Evil Editor:

It’s the day Quartet Press updated their submissions guidelines to reflect some of my vision for the editorial department! Kassia has a great post about them here and you can find the updated guidelines here, but I’ll also post the pertinent parts below. What are you waiting for?

The first imprint under the Quartet Press banner will be Quench Romance! We are actively seeking manuscripts in all subgenres of the romance genre. We want strong, engrossing stories featuring great characters and solid plots: sexy, sweet, adventurous, even unusual romances. Focus on storytelling, character development, and solid plotting. Make us fall in love with your characters and leave us smiling…and wanting to read more.

While Quench features the best of the romance genre, and we are actively acquiring all subgenres, we’ve also created two dedicated sub-imprints. For the first, we are interested in romances that deal with the unusual: steampunk, space cowboys, cyberpunk, science fiction, fantasy, urban fantasy, and new twists on classic paranormal themes. Remember, even as you’re making space jumps, keep the romance alive in these stories!

We’re also launching Quench Classics, a sub-imprint dedicated to bringing out-of-print favorites to a new audience. These are the stories we talk about, seek out in used bookstores (carefully hoarding increasingly rare editions), and say “wouldn’t it be great if I could get that as an ebook?” For authors looking to republish these classic titles, see below for more information.

(Yes, we will consider Young Adult.)

Visit the Quartet Press blog site to get all the specific information you need to submit!

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Book Cover Fun

Tuesday, August 25th, 2009

ClaspHaha. You can blame Jenera for this one…

“I stole this from my buddy over at OnlinePublicist. It’s highly unlikely that I’ll ever write a book or anything but this was fun to do! That’s my cover right there. Mine turned out way better than her’s (but shhh, don’t tell her lol!)

If you are looking for something fun, give it a try!”

CREATE YOUR DEBUT YA COVER

1 – Go to “Fake Name Generator” or click http://www.fakenamegenerator.com/

The name that appears is your author name.

2 – Go to “Random Word Generator” or click http://www.websitestyle.com/parser/randomword.shtml

The word listed under “Random Verb” is your title.

3 – Go to “FlickrCC” or click http://flickrcc.bluemountains.net/index.php

Type your title into the search box. The first photo that contains a person is your cover.

4 – Use Photoshop, Picnik, or similar to put it all together. Be sure to crop and/or zoom in.

5 – Post it to your site along with this text

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Scribes Blog Carnival – Final Edition

Monday, August 24th, 2009

Welcome to the August 3, 2009 edition of Scribes. This is also the final edition of the Scribes blog carnival. While Fiction Scribe was a lovely site, I want as clean a start over as I can get when it comes to starting here. So, because this was nearly set to go when 451Press shut down, I will post this very last carnival edition here.

Thank you, as always, to everyone who participated in this carnival either for this edition or editions of the past. I have enjoyed the wide array of posts submitted.

Don’t worry. There is a new carnival to come…

Barbra Sundquist presents How to Use AudioAcrobat to Record Conference Calls and Teleclasses posted at HomeBusinessWiz, saying, “I use AudioAcrobat to record interviews and then have them transcribed. Great way to quickly create quality content for your blog or book.”

Matthew Overstreet presents Plot Driven Stories Vs. Character Driven Stories In Film posted at Matthew Overstreet’s Film Thoughts.

E-Publishing

Madeleine Begun Kane presents Kindle Swindle? posted at Mad Kane’s Political Madness.

Fiction

steven germain presents My 10th grade report card qualifies me to have an opinion… posted at Rough Fractals.

Dennis Carroll presents Do We Treat People Like An Unbreakable Horse? posted at Big Sky Vistas.

How-To

C.F. Jackson presents How To Best Advertise Your Self-Published Book posted at Website Makeover Workshop, saying, “Some of the most popular questions and inquires I receive and or hear are…

1. How To Best Advertise Your Self-Published Book
2. How To Sell Fiction Today
3. How To Promote a Book
4. How To Market a Book”

Robert Alan presents Guide for Writing an Effective Press Release posted at Sell It on the Web, saying, “Here’s a quick and dirty guide on how to write a press release for the new blogger or web site owner.”

Jon Bard presents How to Write a Picture Book That Shines posted at Children’s Writing Web Journal.

Rod presents How to write a Short Story posted at Creative Writing Course, saying, “A discussion of some of the technical aspects of writing short stories, and the main differences in approach from writing longer fiction.”

C.F. Jackson presents Why Blogging Equals Web Traffic posted at Website Makeover Workshop, saying, “Most people ask, “How do I get traffic to my website?”

One of the most effective ways to get started is with a blog.”

Rod presents Writing Fantasy Fiction posted at The Crafty Writer, saying, “A few facts and conventions you need to be aware of before trying your hand at writing fantasy.”

C.F. Jackson presents More Twitter Followers vs. More Web Traffic posted at Website Makeover Workshop, saying, “Is it possible to capture targeted web traffic or targeted Twitter followers with the continuous growth of internet users and social network sites?”

Publishing and Agents

Fiona Veitch Smith presents Co-publishing – pros and cons posted at The Crafty Writer, saying, “It used to be vanity publishing, then along came self-publishing, now the buzz word is ‘co-publishing’. What is it, and is it worth it from a writer’s perspective? The Crafty Writer investigates.”

Writing in General

Richard Shelmerdine presents Some Random Haiku Poems posted at Richard Shelmerdine.

Patricia Turner presents 100 Famous Writers You Can Follow on Twitter posted at Online University Reviews.

Madeleine Begun Kane presents Problem Poetry posted at Mad Kane’s Humor Blog.

Laura Cococcia presents Women Who Are Changing the World with Words: An Interview with Amy Richards and Jennifer Baumgardner posted at The Journal of Cultural Conversation, saying, “Writing advice from two women who have prominently impacted the world of words.”

Elisha Webster Emerson presents A Circus of Innocence posted at My Inconvenient Body, saying, “A selection from my book, The Portrait of the Artist as a Young Woman.”

Ralph Jean-Paul presents 30 Day Writers Challenge posted at ralphs words, saying, “Have you ever gotten a bad case of writers block, unsatisfied works, and lack of creativity? They say the best way to handle these circumstances and many more is to write every day. That is why I am taking on this challenge in hopes to produce more valuable content. Learn the steps it will take to make this challenge a success.”

That concludes this edition. I will no longer be continuing on with the Scribes blog carnival, but do keep an eye out for the InkyBlots carnival…

Best wishes to you all.

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Sunday Scribblings 177 – Adult

Sunday, August 23rd, 2009

Sunday Scribblings

“What are your thoughts on adulthood? What do you want to be when you grow up? Are you scared of being an adult? Have you been forced to be the adult in a relationship? Do you have an adult child who won’t grow up? Are you glad to finally be an adult? What do you think?”

First off, I’m very happy to be participating in my first Sunday Scribblings here at InkyBlots. :)

Ah, adulthood.

Adulthood has been weird for me. I was forced to be an adult with the events of my parents’ marriage. It’s not what you’re thinking, but I don’t care to go into it. Anywho, I learned at an early age that my biological age was to be used to my advantage. I learned that I needed to enjoy the time I had to play, watch television, enjoy what I could without having a job, etc.

A weird thing for a kid to know, but I knew it…

Now that I’m technically an adult, my opinion hasn’t changed much. ‘Adulthood’ is just a label and we should take advantage of whatever is available given our biological age.

I guess I have seen too many children ‘grow up’ too early and too many adults who act like children. Just like maturity, true adulthood is not a given; it’s simply a label we assign that, more often than not, never really fits anyway.

That being said, my adulthood has shaped up to being something infinitely more wonderful and amazing than I ever could have imagined.

I’m loving every minute. Except the bill-paying ones…

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Welcome to InkyBlots

Thursday, August 20th, 2009

inkIt’s about 10.40 pm, and I am so happy to be able to post this and welcome you to my brand new site (with blog attached, of course) InkyBlots.com

Learning about things from web hosting to uploading templates in the past fortnight or so has certainly been an interesting experience involving plenty of late nights. I hope you find the end results as pleasing as I do.

You can find the main site by clicking InkyBlots.com, which has all the information you might want to know about. Including a little background on the site, how to get in contact with me and indexes where the author interviews, guest posts and book reviews will go.

Thank you so much for stopping by.

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